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Sunday, 06 July 2008

  • I blew stuff up

    well stupid saps it is the day after the 4th of july. my family tends to have a get together on the weekend of the forth as was today. I sat in the back seat of my sisters car as she drove up from york to allentown. my uncle lives on a 2 acre lot with a pristine lawn much like an individual with ocd. I don't mind for it was visually appealing. there were several play toys i.e. bottle rockets for the grown up kids like myself. I had a bright idea to stick four bottle rockets in the ground and attempted to light them as fast as I could. my speed was apparently lacking. they whistled and blew up as I tried to light them. the second one in line had a horizontal explosion spewing debree on the right side of my face. I wasn't aware at the moment but my face was bleeding from the ear down. someone pointed it out to me and I just laughed. the family had clams and fried chicken and hot dogs. I poked fun at my sisters verbal banters of insignifigance while we ate. becoming more inebriated as time passed it made things more interesting. the rain passed and we lit fireworks at dusk. sounds alright until I had to leave and sit in the back seat of my sisters car once again driving off into the blankness of night. I'm back here now obviously bored as I was before I left.

Wednesday, 11 June 2008

  • I was sitting outside

    apparently my mother and sister and a few of their friends went out to some church gambling fund raiser. I sit at home fondling the internet like usual watching some obscure movies and occasionally go out and smoke a cigarette or seven. there were several cars parked in my driveway. as I sit around staring at my surroundings I see two kids walking up the street with a black suv following them. they were both about 11 or 12 skinny and undeveloped as if I were describing them being a child molester. as they walk up the street I see the one little blond hair kid run up my driveway. at first obviously I thought perhaps he was attempting to sell something for some dumb sports team so they can get $.50 cents on 3 dollars like the girl scouts do. he stated to me that he stole a little stupid valve cover from this car that was sitting in my driveway from an individual who was gambeling with the rest of the people that my mom went out with for some stupid charity. I said, 'well put it back' then his parents walked up the driveway asking if the owner of the car was present. I really couldn't care less if some stupid valve cover was stolen as it happens several thousand times a day. they had stated to me that their child was a bad kid and made him state to me that he'd never do it again. as if I could give three shits about that. he appoligized as I sat there half drunk empathizeing his parents decision .. he'll be back at it next week and I hope he smashes a window and takes something more worthwhile. sheesh . parents can be such a bore.

Saturday, 06 October 2007

  • yep

    well I haven't written on this thing in a while but I have nothing to get off my chest so this is going to be topics of interest to no one. my personal opinion doesn't matter. I'm not a fan of reading opinion articles. I like facts. here are some of my insignificant opinions. taxes should be a percentage of your pay based upon how well you think the government is acheiving what it has set out to do. right now I think I should pay about .5% of my income. they are too divided and get nothin accomplished. I want to see welfare go away. I work a lot in a school district where a huge majority of the people partake in government handouts. these people are just worthless. they drive around in their cars the government gave them and don't do anything to improve themselves since they always have a steady income from that program that was created during a time where there was real financial troubles, the great depression. it's a shame we haven't phased these programs out yet since the economy is stable currently. school taxes should be a must if the school system was set up in a way where schools are rated on how well they do. currently all they care about are certain test scores. if they score well they get more money from the state. this isn't motivating students to do well just the ability to pass a test so the school gets money. sounds like a business to me. I saw a great documentary on how horrible the united states school system is entitled 'stupid in america.' it illustrated various ways we could improve our school systems like foreign countries with better all around products (students) they produce. we need a voucher system. which motivates schools to do well where the students get to pick where they want to go. still the state pays for students to go to school but they schools are therefore motivated to get these kids motivated to do well not based on a test. if they don't do well the school closes.  I think outsourcing is actually appealing. it takes jobs that we don't really need to do in america and therefore motivates individuals who want to get ahead train themselves in new fields. and creates new job markets, services and products. don't get me wrong. I talk to the outsourced tech support all the time. sure at consumer level support for your stupid router you bought sucks. but these guys want to get ahead just like every other tom. the higher up tech support are very knowledgable in their particular topics. I have a lot of respect for some of these individuals. I'm sorry if you're a lazy shit and don't want to advance yourself. that's you own problem. go ahead and bitch all you want. you're never going to accomplish anything by doing so. remember there are those government handout programs you can partake in that I loathe. what a bore I just wrote. well I'm going to do what I had set out to do but got in a tangent and pushed some buttons on a keyboard to make this drivvle.

Wednesday, 29 November 2006

Wednesday, 09 August 2006

  • Female Ejaculation

    Before a woman can learn to ejaculate, enjoy ejaculating, and enjoy sex in general she must accept her bodily fluids as normal. She must not question the nature or quantity of her wetness, be it sweat, vaginal lubrication, menses, ejaculate, or urine. These fluids are a normal and natural part of women's lives. There is nothing that is inherently bad about them. A woman cannot allow herself to ejaculate and experience potentially earth-shattering orgasms if she cannot let go when the pressure or urge to ejaculate arises. Ladies, give yourself permission to get wet and messy. Give yourself permission to have fun and enjoy sex.

    As a result of the taboos concerning female body fluids, the main motivation behind the studies into female ejaculation appears to be the determination of whether or not the expelled fluid is urine. Some believe that if a woman ejaculates a liquid that is not urine like a man, it is normal and she cannot help it, she is normal. If she ejaculates urine they suggest she has a medical problem and is not normal. Authors who write about the G spot strive to persuade their readers that female ejaculate is not urine. Why this great importance over the exact nature of this fluid squirting from women's bodies? Does it really matter whether it is urine or ejaculate? If a woman gets a thrill out of squirting urine at the moment of orgasm, are we to say she has a problem? Do we mean to take this pleasure away from her? If a woman squirts urine at the moment of orgasm, let her, if she ejaculates uncontrollably, so be it. It is not our place to judge a woman's sexual pleasure.

    The latest research indicates the possibility that all women produce female ejaculate, even if they are not aware of it. The expelled or released fluid is not urine, it is an alkaline liquid secreted by the paraurethral glands. The paraurethral glands produce an enzyme called prostatic acid phosphatase (PAP) and glucose (a sugar). These substances have been found in much higher quantities in female ejaculate than are found in urine. The fluid from the paraurethral glands is released or expelled during orgasm as a result of pelvic muscle contractions. Stimulation of the G spot or paraurethral gland is not required for this to occur and it may occur in the absence of orgasm. The glands may simply overflow with fluid and as a result it seeps out.

    The amount of fluid released by the paraurethral glands is reported to vary from a couple drops to almost two cups, 15 ounces [444 ml]. Two cups is a lot of liquid, can it really be that much? The paraurethral glands surround the urethra in an area about half an inch [1.25 cm] in diameter and 1.5 inches [3.8 cm] in length. An area of this size when filled with water can hold 0.163 oz [4.8 ml]. Even if the glands were to swell to fill an area 1 inch (2.5 cm] in diameter and 2 inches [5 cm] in length they could still only hold 0.87 oz [26 ml]. If the paraurethral glands can store less than 1 oz of liquid where does the other 14 ounces come from? Keep in mind these glands will continue to produce fluid for as long as a woman is sexually aroused, and as result a woman could produce more than 1 oz of ejaculate if multiple, or a continuous, releases of fluid occurred. One study found women produced 30 to 50 ccs [7 to 15 oz][30 to 50 ml] in 30 to 50 seconds. To produce this much fluid the glands would need to fill and empty once or more times per second. That means the paraurethral glands would need to produce 3 to 5 ccs [0.23 to 0.30 oz][3 to 5 ml] per second on average. If the paraurethral glands do have the capacity to fill and empty at a rapid rate, that would explain the large volumes of fluid measured by some investigators. It would also mean the longer a woman's orgasm lasted, the more she would ejaculate; as is often the case. If this is all true, it is possible for a woman to ejaculate a considerable amount of fluid without it being urine or liquid from the bladder. Obviously, more research needs to be done to clarify this; perhaps using ultrasound to observe the glands during sexual arousal and orgasm.



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